Beigey Games News Update- Subzero wins gold medal!
(in a flawless victory, defeating his brother Smoke, who he later turned into a baby).
if you didn't get the gag above, don't worry, you'd have to be a real old school geek.
Beijing has caught Olympic Fever!!!
although sources other than the CPC have
suggested it may be Emphysema
All the beauty of the 2008 Beigey Olympics...
Tianamen Square - It looked like a nicer place in 1989 original source
The Beijing National Stadium, nicknamed the Birds Nest. Maybe the Charcoal Sausage would be more apt.
"This photo keeps coming out blurry!"
"If i let go of the ribbon, i'll never find my way home!"
"If we wear bright colours we'll stop bumping into each other!"original source
Beijing WTC. If terrorists ever decided to fly a plane into this world trade center, how long would it be before anyone realised?
Welcome to the Beigey Games!
"The windscreen wipers DO NOTHING!!!!"original source
What happens when 7.5 million wives tell their husbans to "Go smoke on the balcony!"original source
Never fear, we have built a smog proof wall and have surrounded it with a mobilised security force!!!
"Jesus, who the hell just honked? I can't see any other traffic!"Original source.
Hey, didn't Jack Nicholson go in there once and come out as the Joker?
Another beautiful Beijing morning, wait, afternoon, no no wait, yes it's morning.
"...and in 15 minutes we will be arriving at Los Angeles International Airport so please see that your chairs are in an upright position and seatbelts are..." "...sorry did I say Los Angeles? I meant Beijing Capital International Airport, jeeez i've been doing this for 13 years and thats the first time I've ever made that mistake."Original source
